Jar of Beets with Schrute Farm logo
Small size Jar of Beets

$10

  1. When eating these beets you will gain the respect of Angela
Medium size Jar of Beets

$15

  1. When eating these beets you will speak German
Bear Size Jar of Beets

$20

  1. When eating these beets you will be immune to bears
Galactica Size Jar of Beets

$50

  1. When eating these beets you will be immune to Cylons, Lord Voldemort, and Sauron

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